lookin for a way to escape my own private hell... jamica seems nice enough... any ideas on how to get a job and things?

tried to sneak into the the land once before but ended up in kingston remand center, there must be a better way...

do some deeds plz ppl... im sending it out there...

i will work for shelter... prostitution is an option but my market value isn't high... a slick pimpdaddy might be able to sell me off to the blind or plain stupid...

ups: menza-brains, restaurant experience, not overly masturbating

downs: menza-brains, hardly no formal studies, no ambitions, crazy and weird, evil tendencies

jump on it before it's too late... i'm expecting a call from the aliens any day now making me the supreme master of the galaxy... and then you'll all be my slaves...

only serious offers will be considered...